Typewriters. Ukuleles. Life. My name is Tanner and (according to a health insurance representative) I have an old soul.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

(via englishmajorhumor)

First things first, I’m the realest.
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guyfsmiley asked: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?


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edwardspoonhands:

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I just want to get my car now…and I want work off on Friday so I can drive it

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via belighthearted)

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww, via natalieinthemiddle)

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tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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(via cheekypickle)

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via thecouragetofacealifetime)

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mapetrow-from-allofit:

Possessing a poetic heart
is both a blessing
and
a punishment

(via mapetrow-from-allofit)

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