Typewriters. Ukuleles. Life. My name is Tanner and (according to a health insurance representative) I have an old soul.

…you are so fucking obnoxious…

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16 hours ago

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

(Source: punkwarren, via mispronounceme)

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17 hours ago

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

image

(via pizza)

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1 day ago

cosmicsyzygy:

I am an English major and yet I don’t think I’ll ever know for sure what to write in the subject line of an email.

(via englishmajorinrepair)

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1 day ago

(via therealamandahendrick)

(Source: onedirtydiamond, via mispronounceme)

When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.
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1 day ago
classroomcollective:

Great learning target wall via @teachheath

classroomcollective:

Great learning target wall via @teachheath

(via englishmajorinrepair)

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1 day ago

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass, via green-is-my-spirit-animal)

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1 day ago
pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:


necroluste:


J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.


Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.


EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

(Source: flying-dutchwoman, via hotsaucepanda)

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1 day ago

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

(via pizza)

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Posted
2 days ago

I really don’t understand the people that I live with.

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2 days ago

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via fake-mermaid)

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119662
Posted
3 days ago

I JUST WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING FOR NO REASON

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3 days ago
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