(Source: what-do-i-love)
David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
(Source: marketwarriors, via hannerthebananer)
- Me: Why is this book over
- Me: Why couldn't it be longer
- Me: What am I supposed to read now
- *glances at pile of unread books*
- Me: Don't look at me like that
i dont wanna risk it tbh
I don’t even have a vagina and I’m not willing to risk it!
(Source: dirudo, via sluttyteenwolf)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
(via sunshineboi94)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H
Omggggg!
(via sunshineboi94)
parenthesis poem #1
beautimous poem
(via sluttyteenwolf)
Every night
- Me: I should go to bed now.
- *closes Tumblr*
- Me: I should check Tumblr
- *stays up for another 3 hours*
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via sluttyteenwolf)
"Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
— A.A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh (via ohfairies)
(Source: infinitives, via sluttyteenwolf)
- John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
- John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.
